DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
I’ve finally reached the point where my heart is broken because of a girl. I knew it was bad to fall in love. It’s so easy for someone to move on and find someone new isn’t it? There are a lot of people surrounding you huh? You have people that say they love you. You have everything you need. Yet I’m here having nothing. Good fucking job for you. I hope you are fucking happy and that you have changed my view in love. Fucking done. You know what else? I don’t know anymore I’m just unstable now and I rather be alone. But that can change only if I want it to. It fucking sucks being alone you know? Not having people asking what’s wrong or checking up on you. I fucking hate you.
why do people make those “delete my browsing history” jokes. have you never heard of private browsing? incognito?
i use incognito all the time. in fact, i do all my browsing in incognito. watching a youtube video of cats throwing up? incognito. looking up the lyrics to the new macklemore song? incognito. watching a video of scooby doo characters getting creampied and anal thrusted? eh that can stay. im not ashamed.